05 June 2011

Top Tips from an Under Gardener

1 Never walk backwards.
2 If you must pass judgement on a plant, let it be positive.
3 Conversely, if a plant is about to be dug out, don't say 'But I like that one.'
4 On encountering the garden owner, limit your conversation to 'Yes' 'No' and 'I'm so sorry.'

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