It is unwise to undress in your employer's garden. You may feel an insect crawling up your leg, you may shake your leg in a distracted way before getting a crazy idea that it's a wasp. You might pull one leg out in a hurry and give your trousers a shake.
Do not. Because there is a tiny but very real chance that your employer will appear from behind a bush saying 'Hello?'.
Just at the moment that a large cricket jumps out of your trousers.
Do not. Because there is a tiny but very real chance that your employer will appear from behind a bush saying 'Hello?'.
Just at the moment that a large cricket jumps out of your trousers.
ps That is the only viewing ever of said employer in the garden.
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