23 August 2011

Further Top Tips from an Under Gardener

It is unwise to undress in your employer's garden. You may feel an insect crawling up your leg, you may shake your leg in a distracted way before getting a crazy idea that it's a wasp. You might pull one leg out in a hurry and give your trousers a shake.

Do not. Because there is a tiny but very real chance that your employer will appear from behind a bush saying 'Hello?'.
Just at the moment that a large cricket jumps out of your trousers.

1 comment:

  1. ps That is the only viewing ever of said employer in the garden.